Katy Brand's Big Ass Show

... and now there's a new bitch in my pop band...

I can be drowned! I can be screwed! You can be violent and try, to really hurt me. Cut up my tongue, post it anywhere you like.

The call me White Stripes, they call me Goldfrapp, they call me Robin, they call me Peaches. We look the same. We look the same.

I know a song that will get on your nerves...

..need, needing, needing my mum....

... 'cause I'm just a normal farmer just like you... I don't have a team of macrobiotic cooks like some Hollywood anorexical..